Where would you live if you could live anywhere?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PaladinPC, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Arrrrbol

    Arrrrbol Notebook Consultant

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    There is an awful lot wrong with Britain where I have lived all my life: the wind, the rain, the constant damp air, our government, our huge social issues, our horrible crime rate, our expensive yet small houses, our potholed roads, our incompetent and bureaucratic institutions, our complete lack of any industry anymore, the fact that the Spanish can steal our fish, our enormous national debt, our useless police force that believe thought crimes are more important than stopping terrorists from entering the country, our unsustainable immigration policy, our terrible internet compared to much poorer countries than us, our utterly moronic dependence on useless wind turbines which lead to a huge variation in the frequency of the national grid causing both undersupply and oversupply, the fact that we have to get the bloody Chinese to build a French nuclear reactor for us because we shut down the Electricity Generating Board and can't design our own anymore, the fact that we live next to the French, the huge amount of drug addicts, the obesity levels and so on...

    In spite of all that though, I don't believe there is anywhere else I could truly feel at home - at least until the Inner Party come for me.

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