Oh dear (stuck burglar)

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  1. millermagic

    millermagic Rockin the pinktop

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    "There is one neighbour who is a surgeon, and he told the emergency services he'd be able to get the burglar out without damaging the window" HAHA
     
  2. MGS2392

    MGS2392 NAND Cat!

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    I guess this could be an incentive to diet more.

    Oh BTW, American fire helmets>European fire helmets. LEATHER FOREVER!
     
  3. HTWingNut

    HTWingNut Potato

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    That is great. I would have just ripped his drawers off and hang a weight off his manhood. Or ask the surgeon to perform an emergency castration. What an idiot. Murphy's Law +1.
     
  4. Colton

    Colton Also Proudly American

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    I wouldn't get him down if it were me. Some day the scum of society will learn not to screw with others' property.
     
  5. Ramzii

    Ramzii Notebook Evangelist

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    Yeah right, like thats ever going to happen in the greedy society we live in these days.
     
  6. HTWingNut

    HTWingNut Potato

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    Really. Just in the last day I had someone stop me in a parking lot, in their nice new Toyota Camry asking me for money so they could go pay for gas to see his wife in prison... huh?

    And then I was coming out of the grocery store today with my two kids and a guy in really nice clothes comes up to me asking for money. I'm like, WTH? Here I am at my three year old bare bones Dodge Minivan, two kids, loading groceries, in my tattered jeans and t-shirt and he's asking me for money. With my scruffy beard and clothes, and haven't showered in two days (damn near impossible with my kids these days), I looked ten times more homeless than he did.
     
  7. Nick

    Nick Mr.Mischief

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    Until the penalty for stealing is getting a hand cut off, it won't stop:)
     
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