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  1. CrackerJack

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    What are the funniest jokes or stories you have ever heard?
     
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    I have customized google homepage, and a pretty funny recent joke on the thingy was

    whats the difference between blondes and taking a shower?
    you can do blondes in the dark....


    admins:if that was inapropiate, please take it down, i dont mean to offend anybody.
     
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    It's not as dirty as this joke;

    A horse fell in the mud.

    That's really dirty, right there.. <,<
     
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    wow....that was.....uhhh....dirty.....
     
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    Here's one:

    What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
     
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    ...........Christopher Walken......
     
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    Ouch......i'm goin to hell for that one for sure.....
     
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    Here's another truly horrible one:

    Did you hear how Steve Erwin died the way he lived?
     
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    With animals in his heart.....oohhhhhhhh.....alright, that's it for the truly tasteless. My concious is flaring up now!
     
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    What's the definition of endless love?
     
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