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  1. HTWingNut

    HTWingNut Potato

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    Fishon I Will Close You

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    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

    Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

    The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
     
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    Nick Professor Carnista

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    When we went to Cuba last year, we naturally asked our tour guide lots of questions. When the topic of poisonous animals came up, he said:

    "We only have one type of poisonous snake in Cuba:

    Mother in laws
     
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    Fishon I Will Close You

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    I recently had a friend diagnosed with mesothelioma.

    He’s hanging in there asbestos he can.

    :nah:
     
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    Convel Notebook Deity

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    Fishon I Will Close You

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    Seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “what’ll ya have?”

    Seal replies, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks!”
     
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    hmscott Notebook Nobel Laureate

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    baby seal crying.jpg
     
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    Fishon I Will Close You

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    I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.

    But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
     
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    Fishon I Will Close You

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    How many Karens did it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One.

    She just holds the light bulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
     
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