Joke Thread!

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  1. redrazor11

    redrazor11 Formerly waterwizard11

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    Joke thread!
    Rules: Write ONE joke in your post, with the punch line in a spoiler. Bonus points if it's science related and/or nerdbait.


    What did the physicist put in his microwave?

    Lamb duh! λ
     
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  2. Cin'

    Cin' Anathema

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    Why did the Troll cross the road?

    To Troll on the other side. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Shobster

    Shobster Notebook Consultant

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    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
     
  4. Steven

    Steven God Amongst Mere Mortals

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    Whats white and black and red all over?

    Figure it out. Ooh I like this box...it sure looks sexy
     
  5. The Happy Swede

    The Happy Swede Notebook Evangelist

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    I sunburned penguin :p
     
  6. DeeVu

    DeeVu That Compsci/Psych Major

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    There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
    Those who know binary code and those who don't.
     
  7. Mr_Mysterious

    Mr_Mysterious Like...duuuuuude

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    This thread is funny!

    No, it's not =/

    Mr. Mysterious
     
  8. Cin'

    Cin' Anathema

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    Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?

    Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
     
  9. Mr_Mysterious

    Mr_Mysterious Like...duuuuuude

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    Morons can't concentrate, silly :p

    Mr. Mysterious
     
  10. DeeVu

    DeeVu That Compsci/Psych Major

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    Why do vampires sparkle?
    they don't. Go watch a real show.
     
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