I'm so poor that............(finish the phrase)

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  1. dietcokefiend

    dietcokefiend DietGreenTeaFiend

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    Unside down in a dishwasher and noone is the wiser.

    I have also been known to snack on crackers and packets of hot sauce at work, and wash off foam plates. Happy to say that things have changed though since I finally bought some cheap real plates.
     
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    dtwn C'thulhu fhtagn

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    :D

    Why don't you give us a mailing address, I'm sure we can find you something healthier to eat. :)
     
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    dietcokefiend DietGreenTeaFiend

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    What is not healthy about saltines and oyster crackers? :(
     
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    booboo12 Notebook Prophet

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    They're pretty salty. :)
     
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    I sort the used bits of toilet paper from the unused ones that guests have used once the party is over.

    Then I take the unused pieces and turn them into nice serviettes for our next party :eek2:

    And so it goes on.

    Being doing it for a while and always someone will ask "Wow, who contributed to these beautiful serviettes? Often, I feel like saying "You..last time you partied here......." :err:

    Obviously joking. But you could probably picture it no.

    Monty Python wannabe....

    Now that is really poor and the thread will probably be closed.......

    Cheers
     
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    Arki Super Moderator

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    I'm so poor I have negative money in my bank account. I can't even afford something free. :p
     
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    Tinderbox (UK) BAKED BEAN KING

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    I'm so poor I have to use my underpants to wash the dishes :eek:
     
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    TeeJay 44 Notebook Deity

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    Im so poor that I sold my flat and am now living in a largish doggie kennel.

    Very small quarters but a very large property to run around in and get proper exercise. Plus it's rent free. Suits me.

    That's the advantage of a lappie....it takes up so little space...

    I have free electicity too..a lead from the owners house....

    Cheers
     
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    I'm so poor that I can't afford Linux
     
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    ronnieb Representing the Canucks

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    I'm so poor I take the batteries out of my clocks every night
     
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