How to clean bird poo off your car without scratching it or leaving swirl marks

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  1. Ultra Male

    Ultra Male Super Tweaker

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    TreeTops Ranch Notebook Deity

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    That method is good for removing bird droppings from your computer screen also. :)
     
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  3. killkenny1

    killkenny1 Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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    Just shoot the bird before it ****s on your car :D
     
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  4. Support.2@XOTIC PC

    Support.2@XOTIC PC Company Representative

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    Right now I'm picturing a dude sitting in a camp chair next to his car with a shotgun, barely staying awake, snapping the gun up at the slightest movement before mumbling "f-ing birds", sinking back into the chair and nodding a little.
     
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