How to clean bird poo off your car without scratching it or leaving swirl marks

Discussion in 'Motorized Vehicles' started by Phoenix, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. Phoenix

    Phoenix Super Tweaker

    Reputations:
    11,852
    Messages:
    16,800
    Likes Received:
    22,699
    Trophy Points:
    931
  2. TreeTops Ranch

    TreeTops Ranch Notebook Deity

    Reputations:
    282
    Messages:
    801
    Likes Received:
    64
    Trophy Points:
    41
    That method is good for removing bird droppings from your computer screen also. :)
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2018
    killkenny1, Phoenix and hmscott like this.
  3. killkenny1

    killkenny1 Too weird to live, too rare to die.

    Reputations:
    7,505
    Messages:
    4,418
    Likes Received:
    8,375
    Trophy Points:
    581
    Just shoot the bird before it ****s on your car :D
     
  4. Tanner@XoticPC

    Tanner@XoticPC Company Representative

    Reputations:
    436
    Messages:
    2,962
    Likes Received:
    3,406
    Trophy Points:
    281
    Right now I'm picturing a dude sitting in a camp chair next to his car with a shotgun, barely staying awake, snapping the gun up at the slightest movement before mumbling "f-ing birds", sinking back into the chair and nodding a little.
     
Loading...

Share This Page