Get ready ferrari fans. The end is nigh! Jony Ive is designing for Ferrari

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  1. kojack

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    Yep you read that right. Get ready for notches, too thin construction causing failures, Gas tank filler on the bottom of the car, and crappy functionality! Also, when he does his pretentious douchey commericals, he won't be able to say al-u-mineum as Ferrari does not use it anymore. I guess he will make up a toolish sounding pronunciation for carbon fiber. Carbonium fibrimium.
    Ferrari parent forms alliance with ex-Apple designer Jony Ive (nypost.com)
     
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    Well to be fair they're already there lol

    That being said, inb4 50 shades of aluminum with oversized rubber feet with aftermarket colors only via authorized service providers.

    Can't wait for the Ferrari trashcan with the corresponding Keychain
     
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    Papusan Jokebook's Sucks! Dont waste your $$$ on Filthy

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    Can’t be an worse than if one of Dell’s engineers got the job.
     
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    Imagine a Ferrari gas throttling for 5-6 different limit reasons @ 80km/h all of which void warranties in countries that permit that type of behavior lol
     
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    Wow you really got me there. A zinger. :notworthy:

    But no. Dell designers and engineers are much more competent than Mr thinner is better and let's take all functionality out of a device for the sake of "good design"
     
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    Dell has its own fair share of garbage products and its usually their premium products that suck like the Mobile precision 5550/5560 and/or XPS 15 9550/60/70 as well as almost anything from Alienware pending who you ask.
     
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    Mmmmmmm kay
     
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    Brand loyalty always confuses me.
     
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    Mr. Fox BGA Filth-Hating Elitist

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    It helps fanboys to cope with bad results. Kind of like how parents still love their kid even after he turns out to be a deadbeat loser. They pretend it will get better someday, but they ensure that it never does with enabling behavior.
     
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