NBR Conspiracy *56K Warning*

Arki · 04-23-2008, 08:15 PM

As some of you may already know. I have leaked information about the conspiracy of Notebook Review on The Random Thread. I, along with four other members (powerpack, fabarati, Vedya, and eleron911), have decided to take action. With illustrations and writing done by me, this is the journal of our adventures...

Table of Contents:
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Advertisement #1
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six: Final
Author's Final Words

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Prologue

My interest in the NBR Conspiracy began when Andrew recruited me to become Moderator. With my newly acquired position, I had access to information beyond my wildest dreams. So through my research, it seems as though powerpack, a member, was part of the conspiracy. With my new Moderator powers, I gave him an infraction.

I used powerpack as an example for anybody else that was willing to revive the conspiracy.

But one day, I saw this in my profile.

An infraction issued by Chaz himself!? And to me!? How could this be? Seems like powerpack was not a suspect. I had to dig deeper.

My investigation let me to this piece of the puzzle. I announced it publicly.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

There's nothing to laugh about here guys. You don't know Chaz like us Mods do.

Like, you know who Kdawgca is right? Well, do you know how he got that name?

It wasn't always mispelled. Used to be Kdog. Chaz abused him so bad he couldn't spell his name anymore, hence dawg. And I think the 'ca' might stand for Chaz Abused. Crud...I said too much.

See what you guys made me do!? omg...

I'm done for...look...I'll speak to you guys tomorrow. It's late and I'm scared. Chaz's infraction is only the beginning of it. I'll try my best to update you guys before Chaz gets to me first.

Bye for now...or perhaps forever...

The people of NBR were concerned, but they were willing to help me. Some even offered me advice.

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Originally Posted by powerpack

Understood, but if money would maybe make things better? I will see what I can do. I do care about you Ark but to be honest after he gets you with a Plasma Blaster or whatever toy he has. I worry I might be next!

Suddenly, I found another piece to the puzzle.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

Money might work. I know Greg bribed Chaz not to change his name to Gregorina. But now Greg has no money to purchase a decent monitor.

Any help will be appreciated, PP. I will devise a blueprint that will render his Plasma Blaster useless, but I am afraid he does have other toys.

Listen powerpack! For the sweet love of puppy dogs, listen! FFS, calm down powerpack! We can do this! C'mon snap out of it! Ok now? Ok, good.

As long as we play it cool, we'll be fine.

This meeting never happened.

You have 5 seconds until this message self destructs...

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Then a fellow Mod showed his face, Kdawgca.

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Originally Posted by Kdawgca

You promised you wouldnt tell anyone that...you lied

. But since animal abuse is something very serious, I encourage you all to spread the word

and I will change my name to show Chaz I am not afraid. I think I will change it to Aidan

BTW, money makes the world go around so click the ads or donate to my swiss bank account

Edit:where is the sunglasses...you cant have an explosion without cool looking sunglasses

Then Andrew let me in on the most epic secret ever...

Public support continued.

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Originally Posted by Vedya

FOr the Sake of HUmanity at large....

DONT GIVE UP!!!!

Of course Eric will alwyas help you if you need it

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Originally Posted by Vedya

Fight on fellow frog and battery!!!! The world will forever remember for your heroic deed. That or you will at least get one sentece of fame in a history textbook.

And of all the people to respond, Chaz himself arrived to secure his stronghold and to leave us a warning.

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Originally Posted by Chaz

My ship has a top-of-the-line intrusion detection security system and there is no way anyone could get inside without my knowing. And it's too late to steal cookies anyway because I already consumed every single one of the cookies in the cookie jar.

Oh, ok. Well Kevin, tell your mom I said thanks for the cookies.

Edit: Aidan ~~paid me a large sum of money~~ compelled me to post, this is my one and only visit here.

And my response.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

Hehe...good thing you don't know that I paid you with your own money!

As for your WMD's, I will find it. I will, I will. Find it, I will. smith

After much support from the public, I decided to take actions into my own hands.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

Well well well. I seem to have found the one thing to fight against Chaz's plasma blaster...so I caught him off guard while he was getting dressed and tested out my new defense...

Yup, aluminum foil. It deflects his rays of doom.

A minor mishap though...seeing this weakness, he turned his gun into a katana and just stabbed through it...and into me...

So uhh...yeah. I'm gonna be out for a bit as that stab hurt. A lot. Take note my amphibious tears.

And because I tried to defy him, Chaz says I'm sleeping on the floor from now on. So um...yeah...I didn't really think things through enough. Stinks. Oh well, lesson learned I suppose.

At least the rest of the Mods sent me a hospital gift.

Thanks gang.

I was unsuccessful, but not without knowledge. A fellow combat specialist, fabarati, let me in on a secret defensive maneuver.

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Originally Posted by fabarati

Oh. coins deflect katanas. It's true. Old swordmasters in japan put a coin in the middle of their forehead, so that when the attack came, it would hit the coin.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

And you couldn't tell me this beforehand? FFS Fara...

And with that knowledge, I decided to recruit powerpack on my journey.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

Well, we know that tin foil is the plasma blaster's weakness. And we know that coins are the katana's weakness (thanks Fara). I'll make sure to equip myself with both of those the next time I engage in combat.

I may need some additional help though, PP, you in?

He accepts, but with caution.

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Originally Posted by powerpack

Sure but you are aware he will crush us?

I mean if Kevin can't even spell d-o-g anymore I fear what he might do to us!

I then discovered more pieces to the puzzle.

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

We don't know he will crush us for sure. You know Ejl right? Well she didn't always look like her avatar. She actually had hair unlike now...

FFS Chaz...why did you have to do that...

Anyways, I've been doing some research and it seems as though Chaz has allowed each of his victims to live. I don't think we will be an exception. So my conclusion is that Chaz has a softy side. If we find a way to exploit that, I think we can take him.

So what do you think of my plan?

To my surprise, other were also willing to help the cause.

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Originally Posted by eleron911

Here use my distractory laser rifle! http://www.sniperinstinct.com/images/SIGirl&Gun.jpg

Something`s wrong. The pic should`ve shown up embedded in the post.
I suspect foul play.

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Originally Posted by fabarati

I'm in. And i know how to exploit the soft side: we clone him, and then give him the clone to raise as a child. In the clone we have implandted a nuke. On the clones ninth birthday, we get there, eat some cake, give cloney his present, and then hit chaz with a vase.

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Originally Posted by powerpack

Yea lets go for it, revolution!

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Originally Posted by Arkit3kt

Very distracting...

So as opposed to a Clone War, we go through with a Clone Attack? That's genius! I will start working on that right away!

So Fara and PP are in. Who else is with me!?

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Originally Posted by Vedya

Im in of course

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Originally Posted by eleron911

Me, and my "lazer rifle"

We started to discuss attack strategies.

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Originally Posted by Vedya

Or, we get an inflatable Sager laptop and give it to Chaz, and while he is receiving it, someone grabs his laser and uses it against him. Then we would not have to wait 9 years....

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Originally Posted by fabarati

but that wouldn't work. Chaz scans all laptops for inflatability, after someone tried to do that to him over a week ago.

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Originally Posted by Vedya

Or how about we OC the CPU and GPU in an m15x to extreme but barely stable proportions so taht when we give it to him, its blows up right in his face

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Originally Posted by fabarati

It comes out of the factory in that state, and chaz has tested the m15x earlier.

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Originally Posted by powerpack

Fara's plan was brilliant. Clone Chaz, give him a little Chaz to raise (play on his soft side), plant a nuclear bomb in the clone. Then on the clones 9th birthday hit the real Chaz in the head with a vase? Even I am confused so Chaz will never figure it, or it's logic out! Even if he got wise to the nuclear bomb it would only confuse him when we hit him with the vase! Genius!

And the story unfolds...

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Chapter One

It all began with Chaz's Sacred Cookie Jar...

At first glance it may not look special. Just a normal everyday Boba Fett cookie container. But it is not the exterior that is important but rather the content that it contains. Behold...

...a singular cookie. There have been many disputes among scholars as to what kind of cookie it was. Some say gingerbread, some say peanut butter, but the general concensus is that it was chocolate chip, so I will depict it as such.

One sunny morning, Chaz decides that he wants a snack. So he travels into the kitchen to retrieve his final cookie.

And as he reaches into the dark abyss, blind of what the future holds, he searches and searches, even turning the jar upside down to shake it vigorously as his frustration builds.

Alas! A note falls out.

Chaz reads the note. His eyes flash with fury as he reads it line by line. And in a fit of rage, he demolishes the note with his awesome mind powers.

Why did he do that!? What made him so angry!? What was written on that letter!?!?

Shuddup and stay tuned for Chapter Two to find out...

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Chapter Two

It was a serene day. The sky was blue, much bluer than our present day. The trees were green and the reflection of the world reflected off the clear, crisp water like reflections are supposed to reflect off of reflectors. And I have reflexes.

Then all of a sudden Chaz appears out of nowhere on his hoverboard and dominates nature like it was his frickin' mistress. It was so sick!!

Man, that's a pretty picture. Who ever did that must be so cool.

Anyways, Chaz is on his way to his kingdom; where he expects to find the author of the questionable note.

His first victim...ejl.

And the interrogation begins...

Now at this moment, ejl was frightened beyond belief. Just look at her face.

So sad, but what did the note say!? Let's continue and find out.

Yup. The text was really just squiggly lines the whole time.

Oh snap! Look at those purple thunderbolts!

So that's what happened to ejl's hair. Dude, Chaz is relentless! Who will his next victim be!? And what will he do to them!?!?

Stay tuned for Chapter Three to find out!

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Chapter Three

Somewhere in the mountain ranges of Mod Mountain lies the Hidden Monastery of Enforcement, where NBR Mods regulate the forums.

It's a tough job. Trust me, I know.

LOL Look at his mouth!

Aw man, thas' cold!

Greg! Watch out!!

Oh. Nevermind...

Psych!

Wow, Chaz is dominating.

And that's how Kdog became Kdawgca.

And somewhere in the distance, our heroes - Amol, Fara, Powerpack, Vedya, and Eleron911 - see the explosion. They decide to take action.

And that concludes Chapter Three! But what happened to Chaz, Greg, and Kdawgca!? Did they live or die!?

Want to find out? Then stay tuned for Chapter Four!

Yeehaw!

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Chapter Four

So, now our heroes are off on a quest to the location of the mysterious explosion. But wait...where are they?

Not there.

Not there either.

And not there...

Not the...wait! Could that be them? Let's zoom in!

There they are! Let's continue.

They arrive, but it seems they are too late!

LOL...I'm sorry, but I have to see that again in slow motion.

Nice.

And that's the end of Chapter Four! But who's that shadowy figure!? What's going to happen to our heroes!?

Well, ya' betta' wait for Chapter Five to find out!

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Chapter Five

Seems our heroes are in a bit of a pickle! Let's see what happens next.

Darn! The Fedz got em'!

Oh man, this isn't gonna' be good.

That wasn't even a good clone; how did it get the hat? Lame.

Ugh...poor Eleron!

Drum roll, please!

And that's it for Chapter Five! What kind of sick game is this!? Who's going to be the next to come on down!? And what is going to happen!?!?

Chill out and wait for Chapter Six to find out!

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Chapter Six: Final

Because of the horrible destruction of the original Mod Mountain, it has been relocated to a new location. A location filled with happiness, magic, and happiness.

Yeah, it's Disneyland. Let's zoom in to the final Mod Meeting to overthrow Chaz's corrupt reign. It's taking place on the coasters.

Majority wins. Chaz is going down! Let's check on our heroes.

Days later...

Um...I don't really have an ending to this thing, so I'm just going make everybody fade away.

Except Eleron. I'm going to make him ride into the sunset instead.

Just kidding. He's going to fade, too.

Where they go we'll never know.

The End.

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Author's Final Words

I'd like to thank everybody for being a good sport about the comic and not getting offended. I'd also like to thank the people who kept this silly, dumb thread alive. So...yeah. That's about it. What? I said that's it! There's nothing left, OK!? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!? Go away! For the love of bunny rabbits get off my lawn!!

powerpack · 04-23-2008, 08:18 PM

1st post! History!

Vedya · 04-23-2008, 08:24 PM

My Dear Friends.....

Just know that whatever happens, we will be remembered my our fellow companions as being brave and couragoeus enough to solve this great conspiracy. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US!!!!!